stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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