There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Randomize
