She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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