Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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