i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
