On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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