oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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