Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
smell my finger.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
my poor anus
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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