drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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