whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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