This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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