I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Do vagina's smell?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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