Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Girls should come with a carfax report
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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