I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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