I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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