Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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