Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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