Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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