You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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