you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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