worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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