he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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