No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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