Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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