Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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