can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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