windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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