So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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