You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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