:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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