What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I will be naked everywhere
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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