She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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