R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Randomize
