The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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