I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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