I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
a search helicopter?!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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