I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I have already put on my inside pants.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Randomize
