we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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