On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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