I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
a search helicopter?!
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Randomize
