Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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