Got a toothbrush?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she smelled like a LAN party
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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