chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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