i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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