literally had 100 drinks last night.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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