oh god the rape fog is back!
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
