That's intense
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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