I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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