I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Randomize
