Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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