he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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