I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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